Courtesy of pyschoanalyze-pinhead from Emacs.
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.
SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS
into empty OIL DRUMS..
Why do you say that?
I have accepted Provolone into my life!
What makes you believe you have accepted provolone into your life?
It's 74 degrees, 12 minutes NORTH, and 41 degrees, 3 minutes EAST!!
Soon, it will be TUESDAY!!
Maybe your plans have something to do with this.
GOOD-NIGHT, everybody.. Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID
to my pet LEISURE SUIT!!
I don't understand.
I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of ``BOWLING WORLD''
while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY..
Tell me something about your family.
How do I get HOME?
Is it because do you get home that you came to me?
Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA,
PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!